Iago

Hello, hello. New arrivals. Let's put in something vague and boring here about how we welcome you to this hellhole. [Snort.]

Don't believe them. You new inmates, I mean. Don't believe the wardens. There is an escape from here. I've escaped from here.

[There's a bit of a pause here as he "pretends" to come to a realization.] And now, I'm the only one left who ever has escaped. [A LAUGH. Because he's hilarious. Clearly.]

Too bad they just come and bring you back, though. That's a touch annoying.

Well, well, well, isn't this beautiful? To be ten years younger was a surprise, I must admit. This is a refreshing sort of change from our last...big event.

Hmm...

JD...your bed is horrifically uncomfortable.